asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

this is seriously a great post 


OKAY yesterday i told a great pun and none of my friends appreciated it okay this is what happened

Eliza, Amelia, and I were all sitting eating fries when Amelia just randomly grabbed salt and just threw it over Eliza’s fries okay and without a moment of hesitation i respond with “Amelia just assaulted your fries, Eliza.”